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THIS IS STILL THE FUNNIEST THING
I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
I don’t get it
I don’t get it either..
DOES ANYONE FUCKING GET THIS?!
So I work at a pet hospital, and we got a sick chameleon today that we had to treat. Needless to say we got a little attached to her and named her Susan. Her pillow was a cotton ball, her blankets were gauze squares and her head-warmer was a top of a glove filled with water. :)
A baby otter’s first attempt at swimming and floating.
and we’ll never be royals
"You may look like a bride, buy you will never bring your family honor!"
I can hear my neighbour in the room beside me having very loud interactions with someone else (grunting, saying of dirty phrases, and lots of vigorous bed movement) and i’m just here sitting in my onesie eating pop tarts trying to watch pokemon
oh they must be redecorating
my neighbors redecorate all the time too
I just heard
"oh yeah baby, I like that"
sounds like your neighbour is good at redecorating
Actually makes sense.